If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
Imagine a goat skateboarding through your house.
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
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sorry for like never updating ever guys
Imagine a goat talking in people languages. What are they talking about? Who knows. Imagine it.
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head